.gifs are the only appropriate response to news this horrific.

... There goes my lunch.

Must've missed the Super Bowl where the Seattle defense outscored the #1 offense in the league...

I like to think she carried him around in one of those babysling things when no one was around.

Leaving aside all judgment on promiscuity and health concerns, I just feel like this is an awful lot of work for one measly little drink.

The defense has been a bit shaky (though it is improving throughout the tourney), its just that Howard is been a constant beastly presence in goal for the US.

All soccer needs to do to explode onto the American sports stage is make each goal worth 5 points.

Anne Frankly, if he's Goerring to continue along those lines he better think of some more puns.

These situations are always weird for me to deal with. On one hand, I come from the Louis CK brand of thinking which says that anything can be a joke, but on the other hand, I was raised by a grandfather who smacked the god into me if I didn't show respect for terms of that magnitude.

seriously? because he was black. blacks never get the same degree of latitude as other groups. that's why they were so happy back when OJ got aquitted. it's not that they didn't believe he actually did it; they knew he did it but he got off. which was basically unheard of for them.

Because militarization of the police.

Hello Geoff Cameron (USA)!

Okay, I had to log in specifically to help you out here, bless your heart.

Listen, you can't say this is 'all the World Cup Thighlights we'll ever need' and then say you missed a bunch! Tsk, tsk!

Just posting to add Fred, from the Brazilian team.

I love it when they nuzzle each other.

Claudio Marchisio, Italy.

No. 5 here is Mats Hummels playing for Germany... woof

How can you not have a single player from the Iranian team on the list?! I mean, PERSIAN MEN!!!

This is not a true list until it includes Joe Hart, goalie for England.