My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Yep. I thought he was sexy from the beginning, but I've watched that particular episode about 8-10 times, and each time my pants catch on fire. Cotton fabric just cannot withstand the hotness.

Why does Perez Hilton always look so greasy? I've never seen a photo of him where I didn't think "I bet you can smell the ball sweat a mile away from that one"

Re: Felicity memorabilia, I wanted to say "suspected of breaking in to Keri Russell's house while she was asleep and rifling through her chunky sweaters," but I didn't want to trivialize the awfulness of the situation.

Does anyone else want to shag Sherlock? I thought he was weird and asexual and then suddenly during That Woman episode I realized I need him to come make smart arrogant man love to me. Like today. my husband says he is ok with it.

Fuck John Mayer. Because apparently I'm not out of that stage of my life yet where you would fuck someone just to have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

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Fuck John Mayer, of course. He's not bad looking, and I already have herpes.

I assume it's a typo, and Mayer was attempting a Frankenstein's monster-esque "How you love? What mean this 'love?'" Then he and Katy Perry ran out of flower petals to throw in the lake so he drowned her.

Black Mary and baby jesus are the best part of the card.

Let me state the obvious and say I love Yoko Ono. I have always loved Yoko Ono. She's one of the most inspiring beings alive. Her reputation is not only unfair, it is a paradigma of misogyny: she was an artist in her own right and she supported her husband through a number of ups and downs, and still she got shit for…

That Christmas card looks like somebody took a picture of the Liberace museum, then ate a bunch of Easter candy, then vomited on the picture, then took a picture of that.

That Christmas card is like the Sistine Chapel and AHS: Coven went to Vegas and had a shotgun wedding. Holy crap. I can't look at it directly. It's like a blingee come to life.

It feels like that Kardashian Krap may be the most honest thing they have ever done!

Why make it out like this heroic mother abandoned her dying son? The best chance for saving her son was in getting the rescue workers to the plane. She is a heroine but the way the article focuses on her leaving her son to get help for all the survivors. It portrays her in a negative light since it is socially one of…

Oh my God, that woman is incredible. Strength, smarts, selflessness. I am so sorry for her that she lost her son. I hope having saved others brings her some comfort in all of the difficulties ahead. She unquestionably did the best that she could.

I really think Goldieblox is not playing fair here. First of all, they used the actual backing track, whereas most song parodies recreate the original. Second of all, they initiated the legal action, not The Beasties (essentially what Robin Thicke's people did to Marvin Gaye's estate). Finally, if you look at the…

When I was a teenager, I was dating this guy... And when the time came to get down and dirtayyy, he pulled off all his clothes and he was completely waxed. Completely. Everwhere.

I stopped, explained myself, put my clothes back on, opened the car door (don't judge me), and went home. I just couldn't do it. WHERE WAS…

I don't care if Goldie Blocks is selling serum to cure cancer with unicorns. You don't steal other peoples' work. Period.

Sounds like an issue of the Beasties protecting their stance on "no licensing" of their music for commercial uses - which is hard not to respect. They don't want to be shills. Just bc this company is doing something cool does not make it not a company. Tell me if I am wrong (seriously), but Goldieblox is a company,…