Stop with all your crazy physics talk! Kim's hair blows in whatever direction looks best. The rules don't apply to her.

Is he driving backwards?! Her hair is blowing the wrong way! Didn't anyone catch that? Also....are they having sex on a motorcycle?

You mock Taylor Swift for expecting a dude to google her pre-date, but remember, if that poor Labradoodle Kris Humphries had googles Kim, he never would've married her. Kim never bothered to tell him she had been married before because she assumed that knowledge was common cultural literacy in the US. I still detest…

Ok, can that video finally put to rest the "Kanye is a genius" thing? If Kanye West is a genius, so is Thomas Kinkade.

RE Drake's date with Zoe Kravitz:

I don't really care about any of these stories, so this is my only response.

Needs more Tobias Fünke

What do horses running thru the desert have to do with girls goin' to da club for a girl friends birfday?

COMPLETE SIDE NOTE:

I still get really strangely sad about Brittany Murphy when I see her on screen or read her name. She was not done showing us her talent, by half. This is really sad, I hope her family get the closure they're looking for.

I think that your comment was fa-la-la-la-lame.

Oh yes. He just looooves women tooooooo much.

It's a bit early in the season to be decking in the halls, don't you think?

I didn't really think this article made fun of me...I have wicked, room-clearing farts. I have come to think of it as a super power.

Next time someone insists that Rape Culture isn't real, that men in this society do not feel that they are owed women's sexuality, that our culture does not pressure women into silence or compliance, that sexual harassment and assault are the lone actions of individuals and not the product of communities that tolerate…

I'm no lawyer, but I think she stands a good chance of wringing those assholes clean of every dime in court.

This has to be on the same level as the Breast Cancer pink shitstorm, right?

I see my personal favorite - 4 hours - didn't make the list :)

At first I thought this was going to be about how he installed automatic lawn watering sprinklers that turn on at random intervals.