Listen, do you want your library card revoked!?

Scooch closer, children.

Or Kubrick for Full Metal Jacket, obviously, I guess.

Seems loosely comparable, at least structurally and thematically, to the Deer Hunter. I wonder if Michael Cimino got any inspiration from this.

That guy seems fun.

At first I thought Tonetta was singing the theme song, which would have been a huge get for him.

This moment must have been from a far later season than season 4! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I think it's an outrage that Kim Kardashian would appear on Wait, Wait…Don't Tell Me. Who in their right minds would want to share any sort of space with Peter Sagal?

I'm mad it isn't a sequel to Grandma's Boy.

Hard pass.

Finally, Neil Young brings the glory of the DinkMagic "fake Neil Young" tweets to life:

I can't believe Ho-Ho would stoop so low-low!

Jason Statham talked shit on Marvel movies recently. He thinks they're beneath him…somehow.

Well, wages have been stagnant for decades.

I feel like this has as chance to be surprisingly refreshing. The concept doesn't seem like it has any sentiment he'll "brilliantly" undercut a la Derek or Ghost Town.

Well…you certainly are Brave™.

So YOU'RE the bastard who was shaking all of the flavor out of my quarter pounders?!

Is this comment an irony

Fox to Simpsons producers:

If that means I don't get another potato chip sketch you can kiss my ass: