The bugbait from Half Life 2!

I read this in Bubbles' "Ain't no shame in holding onto grief" voice and got a little teary-eyed.

Which is why I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Awful. I was truly surprised by how hard this hit me. The horrific banality of it all. This wasn't some epic, dramatic flame out. This was the result of a compromised mind, a long addiction, and pure chance. That's all it takes.

It hasn't seem to get talked about enough, but they're really burying the lede with this one concept image. It's the one that is what truly has had me excited for the get-go:

Oh, great. You were the one at that showing of The Woman In Black I saw, weren't you?

I will always upvote an Our Dumb Century headline when I see it. My favorite thing the Onion has ever done.

This really does seem like something that would be John Sayles by way of Jim Jarmusch.

They wouldn't need a mic. His lovely tones carry across the room.

I haven't read any of these yet but how the hell do you not call it Louis C.Kathy?

"You're a white wussy from right here" never fails to make me chuckle.

Gene was far from the best.

I think it will be good, but I'll tell you my ideal situation: it's good and successful, but in a way that bro'd out, Breaking Bad superfans who blame Skyler for everything and worship Walter White fucking HATE. I want them to be mad every week at it's continued acclaim and success. I want for it to become so popular…

Yeah, not the most widely available Watch This pick ever:

The funniest Green Day ripoff is the solo from 21 Guns copying the melody from the Full House theme: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Awww Devo ripped off Weird Al's "Dare To Be Stupid" so who cares!?

God, I love the timing of that line.

My favorite take on that ridiculous word:

Wow you really got out in front of this whole "mom diss" thing.

Oh, come now, who doesn't want to keep their finger pressed to their phone for the length of an entire television show?