You and Lisa wanna play outside? Away from the bear?

Paul F. Tompkins' Jackie Rogers Jr. comparison made me laugh: http://paulftompkins.com/po…

So…Don.

"Nothing dissolves glue better than human sweat. I knew Bart would panic and start perspiring at the sight of this button applicator."

"Plus, they can replace them, and no one can tell the diddley-ifference!"

"Look at these records, Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipes. Now look at *her* records—they suck!"

I would say that Undeclared features a relatively more laid-back version of Rogen. Closer to that dry, undercutting style that made him stand-out in Freaks and Geeks. In general, he's gone broader as his career's advanced. Some of us *snorts derisively* have enough experience with him to discern the difference. *Turns…

The music was dope, too.

Matt Damon's character from The Departed in the waiting room, bullet hole in his head, still holding his groceries.

In the sequel Jeffery Jones will have died on the way back to his home planet.

"Now I'm goin' down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop. To *fix* Emmett."

Whenever he pops up in something it just perks me right up. I was watching Fletch and not having a particularly good time relative to how many people had been hyping it up to me and then here comes ol' unassuming but wily Walsh to throw cold water on Quippy McSnapperson's shtick for a few wonderful minutes.

On a similar tip: M. Emmet Walsh?

I'd like to hear an expanded version of the "I Was There Too" theme song. Nothing puts me in a more receptive mood for a podcast than that wonderfully short little ditty.

That headline / opening sentence combo has me fuming. You damn well knew better, AV Club.

Which stars Laura Dern who was in 1991's Novacaine with…KEVIN BACON!

That being said, when he's first introducing himself to Beadie and doing his wonderful shtick on Lester and Bunk's fashion choices, he's enjoying and picking classlessly at that roast beef sandwich or whatever it is without a trace of self-consciousness or shame and it's like a perfect summary of his character if it…

Cheese's death is one of the rare moments of true, untainted catharsis from The Wire.

Imagine the heart cold or cynical enough not to find that completely wonderful. I've probably watched that 100 times by now.

Guess that means Dikachu can shut the fuck up.