Ted Danson wears a hairpiece? Damn, either I'm out of touch or he's really kept his baldness under wraps.

"Heh."

My avatar calling your avatar: "NO!"

Right back to your old bullshit, internet.

Any move that keeps Jamie Kennedy despserate and miserable is a-OK by me:

Public Enemies is underrated, the last Sleater-Kinney album was "just okay," Isaac Brock is still a brilliant songwriter? Hot Takes abound in this article.

The episode made me realize what great guest voices Charles Grodin and Robert Di Niro would be. Grodin as Bob's brother or uncle or something and Di Niro as Teddy's sharper older brother.

"Frankly, you'd actually have better luck melting these down and making a few toilets with them."

LIVING MINK COAT

I know this is the man who once sung "Star Wars," but does he still have the pipes?

I can't wait to eat that monkey.

There's very little meat in these Simpsons references.

I've been having a rough go of it lately and for some reason this tiny little post has made me feel a whole lot better. Thank you.

Playing a newly jailed prisoner, doing a loose interpretation of his "OJ goes to jail for stealing his own shirts" bit:

God, does The Comedians sound terrible. Billy Crystal? Josh Gad!? A show about a fictional sketch comedy that ISN'T 30 Rock??

I hadn't really noticed him until now, but personally the one-two of Jesse Hassenger calling something as fun and easy and crowd-pleasing as Chef a "big disappointment" and then crowing over Woody Allen plants some major red flags for any thoughts he might share on the future.

You know, I wasn't sure if that was him or not. Has that been confirmed?

Scorching hot take.

The best joke in 22 Jump Street (possibly the best joke in a comedy this year), is when Jonah Hill's character is having a bad trip, feeling like he's in Hell, and Creed is playing in the background. Such a great little jab.

Speaking of, that prison break sequence was lovely and seemed framed as a bit of a callback to the tunneling sequence in Fantastic Mr. Fox.