Edward James Olmos as the villain.

OHHHHHHH OK.

OK but you're missing a pretty damn good war-tank movie

I consider myself a big IJ fan and I feel like a square for not understanding this reference.

4 hours, actually.!

Oh, sorry, the parentheses I put on the end became part of the URL. Try this:

Oh man. I love a Todd Glass with PFT. They have a natural knack for digging deeply yet sensitively into material when they get together. That sounds special. I'm definitely saving it for my holiday travel this weekend.

Second place in this very specific category: Chief Wiggum chasing after the duck who has his badge.

"I've had it up to here with your…REW-ules!"

God damn the noise that whale makes is possibly the most inherently funny thing The Simpsons has ever done.

"A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on."

I've considered ordering from Nature Box a few times, but never pulled the trigger. :/

I've been Team Use-a Mail Chimp from the get-go.

Well I just upvoted you and I'm registered as hell. They can't take THAT away from you!

This is the first I've seen of Sonic's new scarf. It's clearly a reference to Adam West as Ty Lookwell as Dash Carlyle:

[Johnny Trinh pats big brown bag with " $ " in front of judge] "Oh hey my…laundry's done."

I would argue that the T.I. has earned its keep as a hovel of dedicated, wide-ranging discussions among the commentariat, while Great Job, Internet remains to be a place where all we do is complain about how the Internet so rarely seems to do a great job.

You're earnest. You have that going for you.

As far as I know Bill Hader hasn't defended any joke thieves (https://twitter.com/rainnwi… or produced shows for Vine rapists (http://jezebel.com/rainn-wi…, so I say go for it.

I don't care for this man or his doings.