Awhile back someone made the PERFECT cover for Halloween if it was ever given a Criterion edition that attests to this sentiment:

BIG RED GADOT.

He's not Janine he's the Bionic Woman!

Oh my god that trailer is amazing. SHAK-MAAAAAAAAAAH!

Yeah I was gonna say: good timing you dinguses.

"Speaking of which, the R fell off and all it says now is K-UGER."

I don't understand. Where's the little "PAID" or "ADVERTISEMENT" tag on this article?

It's important, dammit!

"Hey, there's a NEW Mexico!"

To hell with that. I find unfinished, could-have-been works completely fascinating and I hope they'll hew as closely to Schumacher's original vision as possible, especially in the art.

I'm not super-excited about this casting, but anything that spares us Jared Leto in the role is a blessing and should be treated as such.

The shootout one was my favorite because it reminds me of that Patton Oswalt bit about how his wife can watch 100 highly disturbing true crime cases, but when he wanted her to watch The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly she couldn't take guys being bloodlessly shot.

"I do not like Hellraiser III."

I just hope it isn't a *complete* fucking misery-fest and that something good shakes out.

"Please…I have a family."

That's only 9 minutes per army! Disappointing.

I'm supporting Florida Mom now just out of spite in response to those cringe-y tweets.

David Lynch in place of Geoff.

"Don't touch that dial because tonight on the Late Late Show…all the stars are here!"

So weird that I was talking about it last night with someone, and about how I got to watch it for the first time a few years ago on a laptop camping out with my uncle under Devil's Rock. Somehow the setting really felt in tune with the movie. "Benson, Arizona" really rings true in a star-filled, sleepy locale like…