I definitely believe that “Caramel-Colored Pansexual” is the America of the future, but NOT AS DUMB AS THIS ONE PLEASE!!!!

He seems like the kind of DB who unwittingly unleashes spittle on his audience as he bloviates.

BEAUTY PAGEANTS are what’s unforgiveable.

honestly? Blood Drives on Work Property during Work Time is a part of why I’m leaving Corp Amurrka. (gay man here).

...he sounds like the type of man who refers to women as “females,”
Amiright?

do you think he’s cut??

this sounds REALLY cheap. I was expecting more.

I mean... Kim took a big black dee on camera. What was her skillset?

right, but then she wouldn’t have gotten to be on TV.

I’m so sorry :-/

please. She’s naming her kids all M-names for “Mealticket.”

All I can think of with this headline is something that’s kinda latex and long and kinda “Sit&Spin.”

“I have two kids in college” is NEVER an excuse for a celebrity to make terrible movies. NEVER.

Hershey’s Chocolate is the biggest Chocolate Joke LOL

“Idiots and their money are soon parted” seems designed for present-day Hipster Millennial NYC.

It means we would have finally abandoned bigotry as a rhetorical mechanism. I'm ALL for this.

THERE WOULDN’T BE LEOMANIA IF KIRK CAMERON HADN’T GONE SO CHRIST-Y!!!! GAH!

dickpics or it didn’t happen.

he has a tiny penis. Try again.

umm... this is how you know “Poison Penns, v2.0” is ON.