Disney is HORRIBLE for little girls in their formative years.

this is how you know only one political party is functional.

I would put this album on and just WRITE AWAY On the family word processor. FOR HOURS.

I’m trying to remember...

Shkreli killing himself with a cyanide apple would be POETIC JUSTICE.

I want to make a pun about after prison HE’S gonna need discounted AIDS drugs.

not gonna lie: tears welled up in my eyes and I had ZERO control over them.

#GiveMeUniqloOrGiveMeDEATH

Something Nice:

It’s really bothered me the shitshows on the news lately have preempted this DB’s downfall.

He WILL be on our money someday.

Right here she’s a DEAD RINGER for QE2

easy: infusion of Commoner blood.

you don’t know any helicoptor parents then...

you know what’s funny?

You WORK for a Revenge Body, you don’t just PAY FOR ONE

#periodpiece

Zach finds an adorable prison husband though, right???

As an 80s kid, it pains me to say this, but:
BOYCOTT ALL CAMERON DREK.