THIS is actually the creepiest CSPAN clip ever:

I judged a beauty pageant for him, which was one of the very first things that I did that thought was really cool.

if you’re ugly and/or insecure? SURE!

FANS????? REALLY?

I would tell you to “watch more news” but then that’s just gonna angry up your blood more.

WTF? IN MY DAY we had daytime shows where you could deposit a child into a “Boot Camp My Wild Teen” program.

I might be missing something, but nowhere in this article does it point out this is an AMERICAN Vogue problem.

Missing: you will have to marry someone your father’s age.

so not cute. WTF happened to models???

...separated at birth?

he doesn’t make enough $$$ to pay an assistant to clear his nose of boogers before press events?

sigh is it the one where Jesus Christ COMES OUT ALREADY?

He’s going to have to prove that they are lying.

This list freakin’ LOSES...

You didn’t see the 2nd trio of movies if you’re calling stormtroopers “White Robots”— they’re supposed to be CLONES.

Reboots are why I gave up on Big Hollywood, but THIS I WANT TO LIKE.

if they ever develop a chemical weapon called “Sterilization Gas” I would like to nominate this group as Guinea Pigs.

he was supposed to guest star on season 3 of “Looking”

Palin fails the EXPERIENCE test. Spectacularly.

#approves