if a gay man who votes Republican is an Auntie Tom, what do you call a Muslim who votes Republican?

if Hillary Clinton has secured the Broad City vote..

I hate that I would require Adderall to get through classic movies.

who’s leading the POTUS GOP polls lately?

meh I’m just here to bash with schadenfreude

something’s DEFINITELY Amish about those two. Ahem.

this family is MOST upset because someone local SQUEALED.

umm the dumbest you mean.

also probably the most brain-dead.

I mean, I guess SOMEBODY has to...

I like Paul Ryan ever so slightly more than I did 3 years ago.

given the constituent forces within the Democratic Party, I feel like O’Malley would do much better in the primaries if he went around just wearing a Speedo.

straight white American guys are THE BEST!

I mean, think macro:

every day of my life I mourn that Voyager wasn’t on for 10+ years.

stated elsewhere:

White Redneck caricature was THE BEST

my FIRST THOUGHT was “would bringing the Ghost of Whitney be in poor taste?”

I honestly think you’re in a tiny minority here.

kinda bugs me that it’s only gonna be an hour