Barbara’s “Brown Grandson”!!!!

if Barbara Bush had spent the 70s blowing through coke at Studio 54, I MIGHT have voted for her son once.

Pretty eyes, great bone structure, social conscience.

I’m going to draw the ire of some of the Commenterati, but:

I know it’s been bandied about a lot, post-Y2K, but:

I always thought this one was a total hooker.

Plus, they’ve been repurposed as diplomatic heads of state, kinda like a POTUS.

Europe has something called “Hate Speech Laws.”

I wish we had Hate Speech laws like they do in Europe.

EVIL women. Trust me on this.

You’re citing HR as an example, but: THIS JUST IN~ HR IS EVIL.

because when he was growing up in Europe,

“Winter Boyfriend” means you’re so egotistical you’re dating for the wrong reasons.

amaranth tastes like vegetarian SAND.

not really.

so basically: she doesn’t like to pay for things herself? O:-P

My child will never marry someone who’s life motto is “EFF YOU I’VE GOT MINE.”

no.

I call shenanigans on feminist and conservative.

so basically: