90s JCrew was APEX fashion.

you know what I hate?

MERMAIDS. With Jake Ryan.

before midget Brasilian porn stars would TOUCH him

LITERALLY the best news I’ve heard ALL YEAR.

freakin’ nasty. All of this.

Wanda Sykes is a NATIONAL TREASURE

She hates Madonna, but is starting to look Madonna-esque with that filler abuse. She’s got some choices to make.

Please. They deported Dobrynya for being a LESBIAN dog.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that nobody grows up anymore!

I’m confused: why so much melanin?

DUDE I JUST ASKED ABOUT BARRY GOLDWATER NOT THIS CIRCUITOUS DIATRIBE.

I’m sorry but you sound like a straight white guy who’s generally pretty unaffected.

better analogy:

I discontinued my love for Thomas Jefferson when I found out he encouraged breeding with his slaves to increase $$$$.

I need to read up on Goldwater.

AH DECLEAH!

Women need to be running the planet for the next century.

But then, pointing out that they have been this way since Nixon isn’t usually tolerated well by the Reality-Deficient Community.
...they wanted the gays to all die of AIDS.

New Agey parents give timeouts; traditional Duggar types whoop ass and “blanket train”