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I need LuluLemon so I can spot Basic Bitches on the train!!!!

full-grown adults who are into Disney ARE FREAKS.

WHY mess with perfection??

I mean, when the straight white guy loners become mass-murderers, USUALLY their grievance is based on some kind of “religious” belief.

WAIT: a man who makes his career in [straight] porn MIGHT NOT know how to treat/respect women?

oh man you could have made a MUCH better line of puns with “peacocking males”...

there seems to be an uptick in racist white guys in California.

No. None of this.

he was the least stinky turd in the manure pile.

I was FAR too young to be watching “Ruthless People” (literally: this is probably the FIRST Rated-R movie I ever saw, so this was like a real treat), I BARELY remember most of it, except for this part.

don’t forget that Abrams destroyed ALL those ships captained by women.... I certainly never will.

PLEASE this was right after Monica Lewinsky became a global VIP.

Your Euro-grandparents should be able to answer this:

it would be a real shame if there were any of these “Cstores” within his actual district.

why gay porn is better: no discrimination/bigotry when it’s just men exploiting men.

I dunno about Chi-Raq.

LOL she lost her brief spike for similarly talking dookie about the same organization.

literally, the only thing I can think of about these people:

Yup. That SNL event really got it into my young head that Amurrkans CAN’T do nuance.

Ummm... I went to Tangier in Morocco with my boyfriend once (gay man here)