I’m just waiting for the trolls to comment on how racist the Democrats... WERE.

#thirstybitch

it’s GONE.

yeah after the Palin Turkey Guillotine clip, this is all really lame by comparison.

Big-ass reception where everyone requests their fave Madonna tracks.

DAMMIT but when are Madonna and Sean getting remarried????

I think women have to be particularly re***ded to join Isis.

how much you wanna bet your ancestors illegally settled this country?

I didn’t even know American Apparel still existed!

let’s talk about the HOTTIE in the first pic...

I want to say she’s dumber than Debi Matenapoulos and Elisabeth Hasselbeck put together, but...

I “pray” the Christofascists keep this up.

Prepare to welcome Bill Clinton back to the White House.

EM EFFING THIS!!!!

I could seriously CRY about how much you’ve deprived yourself, lo these past 20 something years!!!

Splitting hairs, but:

Ralph Nader is the devil.

have you seen what passes for a TEXTBOOK in Texas?

GRAB THAT DOUGH, HABIBI!!!

MEH only if I can get a selfie with the ghost of River Phoenix.
With Christina Applegate screaming in the background, preferably.