Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

·This reminds me of Epicurus :

“According to Saeed Mamouzini, spokesperson for the Kurdistan Democratic Party, the woman struck back on September 5, murdering Abu Amas.”

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

A guy once followed me and kept shoving his phone in my face demanding I give him my number. This went on for like five minutes of my walk. Eventually I grabbed it, went to the "mom" contact and threatened to call her. He hightailed it very quickly.

Isthmus. The thin strip of land between two waterbodies is called an isthmus.

#madisonwirepresent

i just fell in love with you really hard

I've seen that video. Hot dudes, poor production value.

Sorry, this is long, there are two break ups and they're not really bonkers or funny, but I just wanted to write them down.

Going up, my parents were were divorced and never communicated directly. I got bounced back and forth between them a lot. Always based on what my mom needed. Fuck my social life or grades or stability. If being a parent started to get too hard, she'd ship me off to live with my grandmother or father. She'd get lonely,…

This isn't a story about me being broken up with, rather me breaking up with my boyfriend at the time. Our 2nd anniversary was coming up and I had just realized that I was in love with someone else, a woman to be exact. Well, he didn't know this yet and my 19 year old self thought the best time to tell him was when he…

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You should read Bim Adewunmi's original piece. I'm not refusing to speak out about sexism, just recognizing that in this case I do not have the point of reference to critique the app.