Here’s how I see it going down:

Incidentally, Julian’s password is 1234...

Just had to make a meme on the cat. Probably won’t work in isolation by itself. But works with article above.

And that the real Joker is...

Dude.

because when the Japanese started importing cars here, they didn’t market them by saying they ran on pleasant dreams and emitted only unicorn farts. They said “these are nice cars which get good gas mileage and start every time.” Which was true.

Of course, you had to hear it from Fox to believe, right?

How many times do people need to be told that the inherent implication behind black lives matter IS all lives matter?!?!

Let me just get this straight: you think someone designed “gun-slits” in a 3.5B dollar state of the art warship? Gun-slits? Like, for dudes to stick rifles out of and fire? Please, just so I can tell the back half of this story to my friends, tell me: what exactly are they going to shoot out of these “gun slits” and…

I can't tell if you're high or just trolling...

You seem to think people burning coal is putting out more pollution than the massive scale of industry they have packed into their cities. I’d argue that the plants manufacturing all the goods they export is far likelier as a root cause. Just look at how they “cleaned up the air” for the recent celebration (I forget…

the last picture there is a Polychaete (aka bristle worm), not a Tartigrade.