Here’s how I see it going down:

Just had to make a meme on the cat. Probably won’t work in isolation by itself. But works with article above.

Dude.

because when the Japanese started importing cars here, they didn’t market them by saying they ran on pleasant dreams and emitted only unicorn farts. They said “these are nice cars which get good gas mileage and start every time.” Which was true.

Of course, you had to hear it from Fox to believe, right?

Let me just get this straight: you think someone designed “gun-slits” in a 3.5B dollar state of the art warship? Gun-slits? Like, for dudes to stick rifles out of and fire? Please, just so I can tell the back half of this story to my friends, tell me: what exactly are they going to shoot out of these “gun slits” and…

I can't tell if you're high or just trolling...