I’ve been on Jalopnik for its complete 15 year existence and this is in the running for the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on here.

my act is not vanilla, it’s heavily patched and modded with a curated load order

I can’t believe this comment section.

Then we’ll talk about how it was a huge scam to take New Brunswick government money, and inspiration for Delorean who ran the same scam at a wider scale. 

Eh, wake me when they make a Scooby-Doo movie where Johnny Bravo comes back to hang out with the gang again.

Wonder if Prince Charming will get to wake her with true love’s kiss or if he will have to leave her in a magical sleep cause he doesn’t have consent.

It’s a farce that consumes more electricity than a major country, much of it sourced from fossil fuels. And I have the feeling that there’s a big overlap between crypto fanboys and folks who yell about electric cars not being “green” because of power production.

“Ponzi Schemes”? I time and again hope for some sort of journalistic integrity and fairness in the writing of GMG articles, but obviously I’m deluding myself. If you don’t like crypto, fine, but don’t be shortsighted enough to write it off as a farce.

Wrecker’s interesting though because he’s not exactly one-note all the time, and when he gets serious/professional, it’s a real mood changer. He’s an absolute titan. And he was terrifyingly capable when his chip was activated and he was really trying to take down the rest of the team.

The past week or so on this site has been a relative barrage of content surrounding the idea that LGBT+ are under assault from... guys who donate nominal sums to the wrong politicians, old video games that offer exactly the desired choices early enough, and actors who get tired of hearing “That look you and he shared…

Whoa. They must be doing the sex to each other.

You doubt the community is being exploited?

I feel that not all stories need to represent every demographic.  

I personally hope Disney holds the tide against full season drops. I know this war is probably already lost, but putting up the full season at once is the absolute Worst way to experience a show.
“Hi guys! Did you want to see what happens in this exciting, surprising TV show without it being spoiled in the…

you seem like one entitled asshole; i hope it sucks just so you can be miserable

Stopped by from Jalopnik:

I'm gonna level with you if I can't impulse buy your indie game at 2am in the eshop when its 20% off I am probably not going to buy your game.

Your problem then was comparing it to the book instead of enjoying it for what it was.

Venn diagram of butthurt nascar watchers and butthurt right wingers is a circle.