Barsanti’s a superhero and his archvillain is the Strawman.

I’ve been picturing Bill Nunn

The year is 2021, and there are people that still believe that extradimensional demonic forces can gain physical and mental control over the planet’s dominant species of sentient (some say intelligent) apes. But you can fight the forces of fallen angels with the right incantations and sprinkling them with water.

I made a related joke up above, but for several years now I’ve been thinking of the Catholic Church as the world’s largest LARPing organization, and they take it way too seriously.

“Church colleagues told Spanish media they believe Bishop Novell had been possessed by demons,” the article reads, “with one saying this was ‘not a problem of celibacy but rather of infestation.’”

It was not at all close to a joke and his apology was utter garbage and then he deleted the apology post a week later. Plus he has a whole bunch of violent incidents against him. Dababy seems like a real piece of shit. Marilyn Manson can fuck off forever.

It wasn’t a fucking joke and his apologies were obviously total bullshit.

Well look who works in Hollywood!

Before Endgame opened we caught my daughter up on all the MCUs to date so she could go with us. She had been dreading Infinity War because she knew bad stuff happened but I don’t think she was fully prepared. Loki, her favorite character, gets killed in the first five minutes. When Spidey dusted she got up and RAN…

You sound scared boo

Case dismissed due to new evidence from rando AV Club commenter.

Anyway abolish the statute of limitations on sexual assault

Wait what? I don't understand how this is related to anything this post is about?

After reading this, I’m glad they didn’t.

Contrast this with the cheesy scene in which Franklin is too-suddenly struck with the inspiration to compose the film’s title track.

It also annoys me that they’re heavily implying that she wrote the song, when it was an Otis Redding cover.

Nah. And I’m sure there are more instances like that behind the “straw that broke the camel’s back.”

You are correct that “schism” implies conflict for which the article supplies evidence to the contrary. That said, this is the AV Club, copy editors don’t work here anymore.

This article uses the word “schism,” and to me that implies a fight or a breakup. I guess I’m not necessarily seeing that in what Indie Wire wrote up, where Burwell expressly says “It’s all amicable” and that Ethan just wasn’t into making a film at the moment.