You ever been in a non-fault accident? Because if you have, you should have your license taken away because you are a menace to society, crashing into things all willy-nilly.

So if the truck blew the engine, the trailer got stuck, it lost most of it’s power, he had a medical emergency, etc. he should be fired and never allowed to work again? He lost a trailer, but it wasn’t filled with freaking orphans and puppies.

Everyone: The fuck’s an “America?”

You can see the top of her or his head in the other picture at the very top right over white backwards hat guys shoulder.

Jays fan here and I am over the moon about last night. But I gotta say, one of my favourite side benefits is watching this new annual ritual of hatred for the Jays and Jays fans on Deadspin.

I’m going to “but actually” your joke to note that Holt is actually a registered Republican.

Well the person shouldn’t have been on the field, flower or not. Fuck that guy, if it wasn’t Pagan, it would have been a security guard or cop, and for good cause. If you run into my office unexpectedly and acting like an asshole, I might attempt a bodyslam on you. Can’t guarantee it would be effective, but I’d…

I’ll just say what everyone is thinking: How dare I be provided with free content, sub-optimally oriented! I hope his kids get cancer.

Yay we get the first piece on the paralympics here, the most overlooked & under covered olympics.

Sorry about that, I just saw the image and there is a similar image of Rivera. Now I feel like an idiot. I hope you are satisfied with yourself.

Bogus license and plates too?

“Tim’s, Mcdonald’s and the Beer Store are closed on christmas day and that’s about your whole world right there”

“Snowburban,” I like that. Also, it is true that from time to time it can be difficult to tell the difference from Minnesotans/Wisconsinites and Canadians when it comes to snowcapades.

Lochte needs to use the head the porcelain god gave him and come down off his throne to the American standard public the truth: no moen lies, Ryan.

watch it again.

*Please don’t let it be Latinos fighting each other, please don’t let it be Latinos fighting each other*

This needs more love.

Friend of mine works at Timmies and has a regular customer who asks for 7 sugars and 4 creams. Why bother with the coffee at all... O_O

Is it me or did she sound drunk?

Do people just assume everyone in America is armed...? Because we’re not... But at the same time I’m glad everyone thinks so, kind of our own little “nucular deference” if you will