The ritual is very simple.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

Want to stop street racing? Easy! Get manufacturers to stop putting airbags in the steering wheel and replace them with a giant fucking spike.

I could see this becoming a new horror movie “Mustang Centipede”

This is the ideal intersection. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.