Yeah I’m still waiting on Heather to bring in cookies and juice boxes. What is this, the Middle Ages?!?

That’s literally the last fucking thing I expected to read in these comments. Good for you.

I look forward to porn reviews becoming a regular feature on Kotaku. The future is suddenly very bright!

Well, there was THIS...

I personally would have went with OverTWATch.

Soooooo...... Fahey’s review of the Bang Brothers’ parody porn of Battleborn will be posted later then?

To steal from The Simpsons, “Kotaku turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I didn’t even notice.”

LMFAO I SEEN DICK I WASNT EXPECTING!!

LOL WTF?? I thought you guys censored the images, even in NSFW LOL

Some day, I’ll understand why the modern conceit of saying, “ugly looking games/worlds/etc” holds up as a valid metric for evaluating games that were, rather than games that are.

I’ve been gaming for over thirty years now. The stuff we had when I was a kid looks like musty ass by comparison to today’s titles (barring…

I like Kernality.

sounds exactly like Bayonetta to me.

it wasn’t “wrong”...it was just threatening the safety of thousands if not millions of PC users all around the globe....alright it was wrong

Damn Bison’s evil plan got stopped! At least we would have a real story by now.

Also I wished Capcom could give less reasons to hack for currency (i
f making 1 round mod counts as hack f* them) . The option to fight 100 rounds and win in a row, for every char is tedious. And winning online amounts to almost no fight…

Laziness and incompetency in equal measure.

Easy, you hire the same employees who screwed up the release.

wow. how do you screw up an update that horribly?