Ok. I’m struggling with this. Have you ever seen her perform 2 or 3 songs back to back? Because if you have and you’re still not impressed/exhilerated/converted then I don’t really know what to say to you.

Nooo shit. I didn’t know that. So she was actually “Ruby”? I’ve had some run-ins with them, on both their current burner and a similar one before it, so I had a feeling something was up, just didn’t realize it was that bad.

I’m hesitant to suggest this although I endorse fighting dirty to avoid sexual assault/death/etc. I’ve been bitten at work a couple times (yay public safety) and each time *I’ve* been tested for HIV, etc. The biter is at risk for contracting all sorts of nasties. Personally, I like a good eye gouge or flat of the hand…

Omg no, you could get so many diseases that way, especially if you ever floss or brush your teeth. It only takes a micro-tear in your gums for the HIV to infiltrate your bloodstream. I am so in favor of self-defense, but possibly ingesting the blood of (possibly infected with god knows what) strangers is not the…

BUT WOMEN, like women, you know, sometimes they drown their babies because the devil told them to do it, and they like, do bad things too you know. (Every MRA reaction to this statement ever).

This was so cute!!!!

Probably won’t be a post but YES, that was adorable. He is her #1 fan.

Uber is what he calls his dick.

This is precisely why I check the license plate and make sure the drivers pic matches the one in the ap. Because of creepy f*cks like this guy.

(No victim blaming here, not this girls fault. Just saying creepy sickos like this are why I am so god damned paranoid)

The four most true words I’ve heard/read today.

Men are fucking terrifying.