My hobbies consist of fat shaming and arguing with try-hard pseudointellectuals on Jezebel.

Truth hurts?

Except we weren't talking about this particular anorexic girl. We are apparently railing about guys everywhere preferring thin and good-looking women. Which is TOXIC, dontchaknow.

Hmm, no need to because her comments in this thread speak for themselves. Yikes. Talk about sour grapes. I'll never understand the need to completely shit on and try to invalidate a set of personal(!) standards just because you don't meet them or don't feel like even trying.

Do you think it's okay to call an OBESE woman "sick" and "lard-covered"?

sick, skeletal girls

Straight men's sexuality is toxic.

Sometimes I want to compliment people for looking good after losing weight, but then I realize that that sort of implies I thought they used to be fat, so I just don't say anything and instead awkwardly stand there.

Well, you're right, but it's as much of a commercialized sham as Christmas, New Year's, Halloween, Easter, etc etc. is. And we don't really see people mounting their high horses (as much) for those holidays.

You are killing in this thread. Want to star your comments all the way down.

YES x 10000. These are the same people who like to fancy themselves mavericks when they bloviate on and on about how Valentine's day is a commercialized sham and they REALLY love their partner, which is why they're going to sit and home and pretend like absolutely nothing different is going on.

But getting angry/annoyed at poorer people for talking about the drastically cheaper weddings that were all they could afford is just... bizarre.

the weird reverse snobbery at people who spend less also silenty alienates (at least some of) people whose entire yearly earnings and budgets are less than what you spent on your entire wedding.

Because we're all fat fucks eating ourselves into an early grave.

But...you still are, because the point you're trying to make now is completely different than the point you were trying to make initially.

You are WHOOSHing all through this thread. Apogee's point was that even though those two comics are fugly as sin, she finds them funny and that's all that should matter to a COMEDY CRITIC. I'm cottoning that were Apogee a critic, she'd only rate their routines and not their appearance—unlike the critic in question,…

Sometimes people (of all races) look like animals, and sometimes those animals are apes. I don't think Raven is aware of the historical connotations of the comparison in question, so she's just speaking (what she feels is) the truth, ignorant to context.

Not poly at all, but my ideal vision of poly would be as follows:

Any time you have a libido conflict, there's sex life drama.

That email makes the sender seem 100x douchier than Tyler. Don't worry about it.