I’d say javelin or skeet shooting.  

+11 points...for ZA in Scrabble.

I don’t understand the bike portion, but dude works retail. There’s always a trash can under the till in stores. I’ve worked plenty of retail jobs, but this isn’t insider information. I’ll admit that I’ve asked the checkout clerk to put an item in the trash for me from time to time. I’m specifically asking for…

This back and forth was so perfect that I assume you’re Chris Thompson’s burner account.  

The gif is strong with this one. 

It’s a presidential decree.  

Fred Smoot of course, and I’m not even a Vikings fan. The funny thing is that because of that action that you mentioned he’s forever tied to the Sex Boat scandal. The Sex Boat was bigger than Fred Smoot, but Fred Smoot wasn’t bigger than the Sex Boat.

I can’t remember anything from High School French class but have immediate recall if the question is ‘which Vikings RB was caught in the airport with a fake penis’.

“I am more pro-replay than many of my peers and colleagues”.

+ +/- -81

For the record I made a Fred Smoot Sex Boat 2.0 joke that I regretted...unlike Fred Smoot and the original Sex Boat.

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I just went down a ‘Google rabbit hole’ remembering the Lisa Olson harassment scandal from 1991. For some reason I thought it was the Boston Globe on the receiving end of that debacle. It was the Boston Herald.

I have plenty of friends who rightfully and justifiably deride climate change deniers and anti-vaxers as wrongheaded for ignoring science, evidence and logic. These same people often have strong opinions on this topic that mirror Deadspin’s. The only thing I’ve learned from talking to them is that we’ll all abandon…

This relationship wouldn’t be fizzling if we’d all properly nicknamed them ‘SimJen’.

Florida man would love to travel, but can’t because of court order.  

At least he stopped calling everything a bicycle kick.  I mean you could call that progress.  

The sad thing is that Kellerman was great covering boxing when he broke in, but ESPN will force you to sell your soul to be an asshole-of-all-trades if you want to stick around.  

In good news, this will leave you with more time for high horse riding.  

I think any trade pulled off by Jizyah Shorts would be better... by definition.