He’s the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact for those who want their history shiny and new.

I stopped the video and restarted it because I was sure the audio and video were out of sync. Nope, terrible announcing.

Seriously, why do gaming systems cost $299.99?!? I don’t want that penny back, just tell me it costs $300 and let’s be done with it!!! This isn’t Donny’s Discount Gas or something.

Berman use to RUIN the NFL draft when he was broadcasting it. After teams made their pick, but before it was announced by the comish it would get pushed to ESPN so they could get graphics ready (I assume). Berman couldn’t help himself. He just had to seem like a football genius and he would always leak what the…

You’re right and I regret bringing it up since it adds nothing to my point. Tape delay made sense back then to an extent (before the Internet, streaming and other elements of our modern world). Damn kids today don’t know how good they have it and they won’t get off my lawn no matter how much I yell at them!

Dude, they tape delayed the Rio opening ceremonies. Those ceremonies ARE the essence of story telling. Add in the fact that they are rehearsed ad naseum and we arrive at a point where NBC is airing a story an hour after it occurred with narrative “live” but put in the cooler for an hour. The “they’re telling a…

They time delayed Brazil. NBC and Olympic coverage defies all logic.

I can see it now; in 2024 Putin loses the US presidential election causing Moscow to boycott the LA games... again.

To be fair we didn’t think those two were going to live to be 43 so...yeah, jokes on us. The meth-heads made it to middle age.  

That video is what it looks like when Iswitch to the wrong defensive player in a video game. They suddenly become stiff and lifeless as I try to figure out who I’m controlling.

I’d say ‘be sure to wash your hands’ between the fingering and dinner, but with a handle like StankHandz...

I’ve made this argument before and my wife wasn’t having any of it. Drive sucked! He sucked in Drive! The Notebook sucked. Name one movie he gave a memorable performance in. She crushes my dissent with talk of dreamy eyes and “deep emotional connection with the character” (!?!?!!)

You’re thinking big pictute. Small picture is Oak vs NE AFC Championship in the snow with a obscure rule plucked out of the rulebook in the final minutes. We’re missing out on a too much pine tar on the football penalty that sends NE to the Superbowl.

Short answer yes. Long answer yyyyeeeeeeesssssss.

This movie got the small things right. I’d go back just for that scene and every scene that Forest Whitaker was in.

Whoa, whoa, FRICKIN WHOA! There aint nah such thing as FORMER Bostonian. Once a Bostonian always a Bostonian. We’re like the Marines except drunker. Semper Boston.

“After gettin’ the call from the box don’t let that pigeon go to waste. That’s good eatin’ there.”

This is a website that does lucrative business in “watch a person eat normal food for the first time” and can’t come up with a reasonable take on cereals. Asking deadspin about food is like playing the “is the dress gold or blue” with a blind person.

The Browns will be there waiting with the number one pick in 2018, 2019, 2020,...

The Browns simply call it Sunday.