Nice try Lisa, but we all know who you are.

Marl Trail taught me everything I know about punctuation!

Ritz crackers are “kids food” in the same way that Werther Originals are. Yes kids eat, and enjoy, both of them, but they aren’t kids food.

Fun fact: 85.7% of grandparents have Ritz crackers in their pantry right now (93.2% have Werthers).

I did the same thing. It was the best when you got to the bottom and the sodium to noodle ratio suddenly swung wildly. Of course I usually had to drink a glass of water after to keep that from destroying my stomach.

I’m hitting thrift shops hunting for early 80s clothes to get ahead of the rush.

Fun fact! That movie is set in 2017. I was always a believer that this was a great Science Fiction movie, but the current election is pointing towards it being more of a prophesy.

Dammit! I was logging in to point out that Montana took the Chiefs to the playoffs for two straight years after he left the 49ers. But the bare minimum of research (which is my upper-echelon limit) reveals that Dave Krieg and Steve DeBerg did too in the three years before Montana’s arrival. Montana’s numbers aren’t…

This comment is dope!

The problem with the modern political discourse is that every group feels they are the “silent majority”. I’ve seen people at Trump rallies claiming this is them...and at Occupy Wall Street rallies saying the same thing. First, these people are never silent. Second they aren’t the majority. With our current system…

Don’t wake me, I’m still dreaming. I know you’re right, but I’ve been in the UK for the past two year with their five major political parties and the discussion about policy far exceeds what we get with our system.

I agree 100%, but that’s mainly because I loath the two party system. As a registered Independent (not a Bernie fanboy) in a non-swing state (don’t worry my vote is garbage) I would love for us to reach at least a three party system. OWS can have the far left. Tea Party can continue to dominate the far right. The…

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And I wouldn’t think anyone would be dumb enough to think we were spending 54% of our budget on the military...but you and your 23 stars are sitting right there, so here we are.

Since you have posted this with no context, I’m going to assume that you believe you are making a point on how much we spend on the military. Politifact has already stated that this pie-chart is misledaing at best and false as a picture of overall government spending on Defense.

The homer. It bankrupted the once respected Powell Motors when it came out. Sure the $82K price tag was a lot, but there were a lot of really practical features built into this once-in-a-lifetime beast. Shag carpeting, separate bubble domes for the kids and a horn that played “la cucaracha”.

Never forget, “Dafuq played at Georgia Tech I think.”

<i>Of all the facials in the world, getting whitewashed is the worst.</i>

I know that this is a useless point to make since I’m in the greys and this post is so old, but many of the top female earners in the adult industry are mostly over her age. This obviously includes Jenna Jamison (41) and Tera Patrick (39) who were the top two wage earnerns in 2013 ($30M and $15M). So pause and think…

Careful, some Deadspin writers will go to great lengths to defend Jeff Ireland

Nah, not all of them. Rick Rielly predicted the matchup right and he's an idiot pundit.