“We had strayed to food eating and gaming and salsa and horse racing and figure skating, and it just didn’t perform for us,” Skipper said.

Is "conscious" your criteria for consent? Not trying to be a Jezee here, but your definition gang-rape only applying to unconscious victims seems...well...moronic....

You had to work for that one.

In college we would drive from Syracuse to Niagra Falls just to cross the border and get Molson XXX. That beer is the best...

I can't take credit for this, someone commenting on ESPN pointed this out; Ashley Fox wrote the following article

Reading the comments under Witlock's article was not good for my soul. The readers on Foxsports are eating his article up. Ugh...

While impressive, he has still failed to film the single most elusive video: A juggler with a single person watching him.

Fail on my part...

Crap. I've been out of the country for a while, just learning Andy Rooney died. Insert name of other old white guy complaining about the current state of the world.

Andy Rooney's rants are getting weirder and weirder. Seriously, this deserves multiple articles in the WP? He didn't have tattoos before and now he does...and they are all strategically placed where his jersey covers them. He's obviously still thinking about his image (for marketing reasons). Even if he wanted to…

I would have to be a pedantic dick to argue with your very valid point...so here it goes. According to that source the Panthers did draw a high percentage to their home games (99.7%). But the percentage is only high because in 2010 Panther management decided to reduce the number of seats available in the 19,750 seat…

Wow! I missed a critical detail there. 2006. Thanks.

Whoa, whoa Sam! That's no way to talk to your fans. Seriously, we've been fans of you for the past couple of years...longer than most Miami fans have been fans of the Heat.

Wait, why does the photo credit say those are fans at AA Arena watching game 6 on TVs. Aren't they aware that the game is being played in front of them on the court? Surely that isn't the bowels if the stadium that Browne was talking about. Is AA Arena all bowels?

True, and not all Boston fans are drunk Irish*. Not all Jets fans resemble the cast of Jersey Shore. Not every Laker fan is a taxi driver who's been living in the country for less than a year or a celebrity who shows up late, leaves early and preserves their hand-modeling career by not clapping. But stereotypes…

No Bernstein Bears? I call shenanigans.

You might have a point Burn. The local Miami media might be covering the Spurs loss since there are likely more actual Spurs fans living in Miami than true Heat fans.

Bobby Big Wheel probably would have advised this guy to leave early. It looks like it's going to be a rough Friday conference call for Jose.

Because this screams 'I have an important conference call in the morning'.