The fact that everyone’s offended he called them girls kinda validates why there is a contract in the first place. hehe

Strasburg’s agent, Scott Boras, today told Morosi that Strasburg had “flulike symptoms” yesterday

You’re welcome

Kenyon Martin, the African-American former basketball player, has Chinese tattoos all over his body.

In my house, we call that turfuckin’.

Haven’t seen a wave that rude since 2004 in Thailand.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

FTFY. ;)

What a quick response time from coaches/trainers.............

It’s like paying for the sip of milk you took from the milk jug at the store and not the whole jug... that’s my $0.02

I have no problem watching after that. I have a conscience, and it is untroubled because I can unequivocally say that I’d let people do that to my head, for 2 million dollars (his guaranteed salary. He can make up to four, potentially).

It’s well the Yanks have fun,

You mean the CHEMTRAILS?!?!?!

think he paid double to have his suit dry cleaned?

Walked too far down the tunnel? Dude is on the field.

You just couldn’t pass on that one, could you?

“Those people in that country always want handouts. That’s why I keep saying we need a wall between us and them!”

People. Are. Dying.

Is this the first time he’s been accused of being a team player?

Maybe leaving the Knicks has changed ‘Melo after all. He’s even looking to help distribute.