In other totally accurate news that is not at all borne of people trying to scoop each other, the 2023 Reds have accepted President Chris Rock’s invitation to the Black House to celebrate their World Championship over Las Vegas. Winning pitcher and Center Fielder Hunter Greene is reportedly very excited to meet not…

Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

In surprising reversal, Chad Johnson is taking the House to it.

What a godawful feeling it must be knowing he can’t even hope for our government to put pressure on Erdogan. The Trumpists are probably taking notes. “Ooooh, take the family members of protesters hostage! What a great idea!”

There’s no defense for what Erdogan is doing to Kanter. And if there’s anything Kanter understands, it’s that.

This is absolutely a thing, just watch any game from the current Stanley Cup Finals, and you’ll see it too.

this moron can’t even get through a basic intelligence briefing without colorful pictures and a tablecloth to draw on.

He requested a pizza delivery at 10:37 and started bitching that it hadn’t arrived yet at 11:11? God, what a whiny little snowflake.

New Yankee Stadium sucks. It’s monolithic and alienating, and makes the game on the field feel like an afterthought. The design of Citi Field is so much more open and welcoming.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

“Jason tried to be peaceful and to avoid further escalation”

I’m not sure what everyone wanted him to do in this situation. He’s not allowed to use his hands.

Lol I went back and forth and decided to post the wrong thing instead of Googling the right info. This is what Curt Schilling must feel like on a daily basis using the internet.

Nah, people hate the Patriots because 90% or the fans/team/coaches/ownership are insufferable assholes. Don’t fool yourself.

I honestly think Trump saw SNL, became furious and shoved her out on stage. “She’s not missing!!”

I think it’s fair to say this story has jumped the shark

Yes because Chris Sale has already pitched a flag on that wingnut space rock

He does have one thing to be proud of, though. He’s still more black than Rachel Dolezal.