(UPDATE: Barry says the J is used a lot because it stands for “Junior,” which I did not consider because I am not terribly bright.)

You’re mad online about wrestling.

My wife and I play a game every time we end up shopping at a new grocery store.

I want a new version of basketball in which points can only be scored by either long 3s or dunks

I am glad he’s dead.

You should post longer arguments online. It is a good use of time.

Julio’s was better, bye.

My wife insists that we keep ketchup, maple syrup, and spaghetti sauce in the refrigerator after they’re opened. I prefer it in the pantry

The amount of season 10/11 episodes in the top 10 (meaning any of them) voids the list. Fuck you, Pat.

If you get angry at this, you shouldn’t be on the internet or in public.

I told my date that I don’t eat paninis

make me, bitch

As a lifelong Texan, anyone else laying claim to queso is highly offensive. I heard about this Arkansas business very recently and haven’t let it go.

What lost was plain liberalism, the belief that the worst parts of the world we live in could be reformed and ameliorated

Good Christ, Jeb never pulls punches, but this is damn near perfect. Now if I can just get him to unblock me.

I’m from Houston, so of course I’ll remember him. Not just his on-field greatness is known though. Every year in Houston, and I think even in Indy, he let kids go nuts in Toys R Us during Christmas and footed the bill for whatever they got. The receipt usually showed over 18 grand.

Butterfinger is bad.

In the grand scheme of things, this is a wee matter.

Well that was lame as hell.

So uh, that was someone saying “truce” at the end in a 3-on-1 fight, right?