you’re mad

Didn’t expect people with brain damage to buy helmets without plans to use them.

It’s gonna be weird not seeing him in his usual uniform anymore.

Yeah but in soccer you can scream bloody murder after receiving a whisper of a touch and get a free kick, so getting caught is a luxury.

I’m from Houston, so I’ve gotten to watch him non-literally grow. Although I must say, as someone who is also 5'6", it’s frustrating watching other guys that size get better as life goes on.

I’m handsome.

I used to be surprised by the derision I receive for eating well until I realized I’m in America where everyone is fat.

The wide shot where you see the balcony around the inside and the nice view outside makes it look like a modern version of Alan Stanwyk’s house in Fletch.

A lot of fat demonization.

drives a minivan and doesn’t do shit.

In all seriousness, if you had eyes in the back of your head and you were playing baseball, you could see the catcher’s signal, right?

I typed too much

At what point is it not OK to have a roommate? My friend is 35, has a respectable income and a fairly reasonable mortgage with no bills besides utilities and student loans, yet his brother and another friend live with him. I say it’s ridiculous (and his previous girlfriend agrees with me since she just broke up with…

In general, it’s always better to knock as an extra courtesy, even if it’s a useless gesture. If you want people to come right in, you should just leave the door ajar.

what is this

Agreed on all accounts except the glee of Saints over Colts. Fuck the Saints and their staggeringly awful fans.

And ne’er a skin I’ve broken.

I use real pens.