Hanging out in a big party area during SXSW last week, I just pissed behind a taco truck. Next to an alley, sat on a ledge in the dark, looked at my phone to not look suspicious. Bonus: when I got back around front, food was waiting for me. I’ll probably do it again Friday.

So overall a pretty bad weekend for Longhorns fans.

Goose Gossage is still screaming at the loser babies.

Rockridge High was down one to Hales Franciscan when Gentry Whietman

Nerds.

Butt fumbles travel differently at that altitude.

I’ve used a few different BCAAs just to see if I get anything out of it. I’m not sure I can tell, but science says it gets you out of a catabolic state (which I like since I workout fasted) and helps with recovery/protein synthesis. I mean, the three AAs in those powders are essential, so I’m just getting more of…

Listen, you find a good pho joint and you move in next door.

The rain last year was bad enough last year to where by the time I got to the covered section I was in, I just let the wind take my umbrella since I was drenched despite it. And then they called off racing for the day.

Since this was the first day after the Presidents’ Day holiday, I thought that they had raised their price

Main thing with location is that I’ve noticed a building or complex can look really old and, at least from the outside, nothing special (even sketchy) and still be a lot more expensive than expected. Then you remember where it’s located and it makes sense. This isn’t an exclusive feature of any one city, but when I…

I pay right around 40% to be a couple exits away from downtown Austin (meaning I’m close to everything I want to be close to) and I get by. Location seems to matter a hell of a lot here, so for what I pay...I’ll be renewing my lease again, long story short.

It’s legal to aid forward progress with a push to the QB from the back, so this is a non-story.

How do we know Golden Corral isn’t a test of some sort?

Nice of him to repeatedly address serious issues, but it wasn’t very funny. Not just the monologue, the majority of the show. This is the guy that did Bigger and Blacker, and now here he is making “Asian children made your iPhone” jokes. VERY fresh, my man.

Can’t believe the officials didn’t call that a flop.

Rex is always ready for action.

mad online

Never forget.

Let’s say you were given $3 million dollars to live off of, and it had to last you the rest of your life. Now let’s say you could go back in time to where $3 million was worth way more. How far would you be willing to go back to have a better lifestyle but have to give up today’s modern conveniences (and you would…