The rain last year was bad enough last year to where by the time I got to the covered section I was in, I just let the wind take my umbrella since I was drenched despite it. And then they called off racing for the day.

Since this was the first day after the Presidents’ Day holiday, I thought that they had raised their price

Main thing with location is that I’ve noticed a building or complex can look really old and, at least from the outside, nothing special (even sketchy) and still be a lot more expensive than expected. Then you remember where it’s located and it makes sense. This isn’t an exclusive feature of any one city, but when I…

I pay right around 40% to be a couple exits away from downtown Austin (meaning I’m close to everything I want to be close to) and I get by. Location seems to matter a hell of a lot here, so for what I pay...I’ll be renewing my lease again, long story short.

It’s legal to aid forward progress with a push to the QB from the back, so this is a non-story.

How do we know Golden Corral isn’t a test of some sort?

Nice of him to repeatedly address serious issues, but it wasn’t very funny. Not just the monologue, the majority of the show. This is the guy that did Bigger and Blacker, and now here he is making “Asian children made your iPhone” jokes. VERY fresh, my man.

Can’t believe the officials didn’t call that a flop.

Rex is always ready for action.

mad online

Never forget.

Let’s say you were given $3 million dollars to live off of, and it had to last you the rest of your life. Now let’s say you could go back in time to where $3 million was worth way more. How far would you be willing to go back to have a better lifestyle but have to give up today’s modern conveniences (and you would…

I like Marcus Thornton.

Predictably hilarious.

I think his music is bad. Bye.

Cold pizza is bad, but I would go further by saying almost any food normally served hot is bad when eaten cold. Bye.

In high school I fed my neighbor’s fish a few times when they were out of town. I also brought friends to their pool and drank their liquor, so I feel more like we scratched each other’s backs.

Wow, dunking is boring.

Who are any of these people.