Re: strange dreams. My mom used to call what I'd have in hospital "morphine dreams". When I was a pre-teen, I'd be on different antibiotics, rounds of morphine, and Benadryl to help me sleep. I had some shit go on where you still feel it when you're awake. She once asked me if I knew who she was when I woke during…

As a person that's never been closer to LA than being in San Diego when I was 12, I really want to go to LA. The pronounced neighborhoods, the food, and finally, getting murdered. I'm booking my flight right fucking now. GOING DOOOOOWWWNNN IN A BLAZE OF GLOOORREEEEEIIIYYY

Since you went on about garlic, I'll add you could also make garlic confit, at which point you'll have garlic oil afterward.

Come on.

The Alan Parsons Project can now sue Lady Antebellum.

I remember a couple years or so ago (I believe he was already with the Rams), ESPN ran a piece about that incident saying that's not who he is, that he's just trying to get into his opponent's head, and isn't "that kind of guy" on the field bullshit. And now unprovoked, he downplays the incident with an insult to the…

Enjoy The Ginger Man, lots of beer.

Just another Titans player not kicking it in the NFL anymore.

I guess you could say he gave his trainees *shades* Whiplash.

I first had this at The Ginger Man (a beer bar with poop-ton of beers on tap in Austin, Houston, and I think Dallas). It was one of those "let's try a different beer every time we get another beer" things. I liked it. So I bought a sixer to bring to Thanksgiving dinner later that year. I've had it a few times since…

I will never make my bed and there's nothing you can do about it.

That is a big Dong.

He was honorarily kicked out of BYU.

The first time I witnessed this as an adult, I was incredulous that it was happening. I'm quite certain my mouth was slightly agape with a smirk the entire event. I think they even did this before KISS when they were there. Mutton Bustin' and KISS, man.

The NFL handling racist fans? A player dropped n-bombs at a concert. Without looking it up, I don't recall anything happening to him. They'd probably make racist fans Fans of the Game and then later say they made a mistake and Roger Goodell will get paid $55 million for the year.

Always picking on Dion. Phaneuf is Phaneuf, man.

He always seemed so awkward (I am young, so I only saw him in his latest years), but to see him hit longballs off the tops of his shoes was always the best.

Nice subtitle length, is this a Fiona Apple album?

Anchovies have their flavor, but they're also salty. So if that's what you're looking for, just use some really good sea salt (as you already should be).

As the tradition goes, this sauce was invented when something like this happens: people stop by your place unexpectedly, and in Italy, food is, well, everything. So to throw something together quickly, they make this quick sauce on high heat. Some garlic, chilis, and tomatoes. The hallmarks of their cuisine, plus some…