Bill, you've really outdad yourself this time.

They might be friendly, but I feel like if I was a pro and I got shot like that under any circumstance, it wouldn't be very peachy. I've never seen that...what a shit move.

Damn, I had no idea there existed such a thing as happy hour being illegal. State laws can be a son of a bitch.

I don't care.

The only thing that made me crack a smirk is when they were laughing by the Lakers bench and the Lakers that were looking and listening were totally expressionless. Must have been riveting conversation.

The only opinion I have about Lena Dunham is that I imagine she's annoying as hell at house parties.

Art imitates life, pal.

Gross sex. The answer is gross sex.

Put aside purist arguments and the antitheses, is MLB suffering some substantial loss in revenue due to game interest because games "take too long" for this to be implemented? Otherwise, I see no reason for it.

Good to see Buck has his yacht rock album cover pose locked down.

This is quite honestly the best thing I've heard this year. By a mile.

No idea what that is, so here is my answer: no.

As for the video screen tombstone idea, if the videos are like Charlie and Mac's fake suicide pact video, sign me up.

What happens in the back room of Big Ed's Brisket Barn is exactly what you're thinking it is.

I bet he hated shadow puppets after the accident.

Wow, you get paid to call identical twins terrifying for the uncontrollable reason of a split zygote. This is the good shit.

"Girrrrrrrllll"

I'll give him props for some great ingredients, but everything else is a horrorshow at best. Surprised he's kept a cat alive.

I guess dropping 2 bil on a team means you have to start borrowing Harbaugh's khakis to save some dough.

First people don't like him because he believes in Jesus, now people don't like him because he's a Republican. This guy has one of the worst case of White People Problems I've ever seen.