He’s cranky because he’d rather be home firing off tweets about “Sleepy Joe” and “Pocahontas” but now he’s forced to sit through briefings and meetings about things that don’t concern or enrich him, which for him is intolerable. The stock market literally plunges WHILE he’s speaking, which is without a doubt…

There’s a theory I saw on Twitter which is essentially that Trump is doing these daily briefings because he can’t do rallies anymore, and the reason he’s so cranky is that he’s gotten so used to the worshipful MAGA mobs that answering actual questions is breaking his brain.

Jesus, Joan. This is both the most beautiful and most heartbreaking thing I’ve read in a long time.

“He was yelling at him, saying he wasn’t allowed to use the restroom because he’s a little girl, and if he went in the restroom he’d be sexually assaulted or something like that.”

Oh for fuck’s sake.

Chelsea, Assanage doesn’t give a fuck about you. He only cares for his own skin. Why you continue to stick your neck out for that asshole is beyond belief.

We found the douchebag transphobe. She already served her prison time for her crimes, they should stop trying to coerce her into testifying because they’ll be responsible for her death the next time she tries to kill herself.

You spelled “she” wrong. Multiple times. 

She 

The fact you feel the need to misgender her throughout your stupid screed says everything about you.

For those who haven’t seen it, Richard E. Grant is great in Dispatches from Elsewhere:

Thank you!! I have said before I love Bernie’s ideas but I can’t stand the messenger. I loved Elizabeth Warren’s campaign. She said the exact things Bernie stands for but she knew it wasn’t her time this election cycle. And certainly she was right to acknowledge the role sexism played and the bad treatment she got at…

Let it never be said that Bernie Sanders is anything but a narcissistic sociopath. 

I don’t know what to say to that. I’ve lived in Michigan, Georgia, Ohio, and Nevada, and visited 40 other states, and I’ve seen it everywhere. Maybe you aren’t looking hard enough. 

They were deleting diesel particulate filters and egrs, and DOCs.

It actually gets about the same MPG on the big tires as it does on stock ones, because it changed the gearing and I’m not in boost at 70 anymore. And it still has all of its original smog equipment, including a functional catalyst, and passes an annual emissions test. Also, I haven’t driven it in 4 months, so it’s…

1. This is definitely a false equivalency.

Okay.

If this is the kind of shit we allow to happen, then maybe we don’t deserve to modify cars.

It’s my fault you’re an ass?