Any Twitter account used in official government capacity like @SpoxDHS should be shut down by the government for using the “Fake News” phrase. There’s a huge difference between reporting actual false numbers (fake) and interpreting correct data differently (not fake). The interpretation over correct data is where the…

But hey, at least the government is processing mortgage forms for banks and drilling permits for oil companies. Who cares if people eat. Priorities.

“I'm not owned. I'm not owned!"

Why are you questioning people’s tastes? Who made you king of movies? Why are you telling people how they SHOULD feel about a movie, a way that conveniently lines up with your opinions?

Yeah, doesn’t compare to the Great Taste of the Midwest because it’s small and indoors, but it’s a nice way to break up the long cold, dark winter. Rather than stuff myself on various cheeses, I just grab a stick of Cesar’s Oaxacan style string cheese and spend the rest of the time drinking beer.

Beer fests are a great place to pick these up. Heading to Isthmus Beer and Cheese on Saturday! 

Did she say “tippy top” on TV? In reference to the FBI? Is she a lawyer for children? Trump’s staff has replaced their vocabulary with his.

Sounds like we are in agreement. The employee is responsible for maintaining their job. The owner is responsible for maintaining the liquor license.

So fire them. But also take responsibility for hiring a terrible employee. Please point out where the fired employee’s name is on the liquor license. The license that says the owner is responsible.

So it’s ok for responsible owners to not be responsible sometimes?

If the Brewers had a good catcher in 2018, they win the division without resorting to Game 163. This would have made it easier for Counsell to set up his rotation for the playoffs. They lacked an ace, and an extra game puts more pressure on the bullpen. If I’m the owner of a small market team going all-in, that’s $17M…

The fucking Royals made two World Series and won one in the last 5 years while in the bottom half of the league in payroll, #20 in 2014, #17 in 2015 when they beat the #21 Mets.

Why did the responsible owners of the establishment allow an obviously inebriated employee to work?

Both agencies in their current forms should be abolished.

I understand that we might not know the answer until we find how FRBs originate, but does anyone know why we’ve only found FRBs from (most likely) extragalactic sources? The frequency (both in range and number) at which CHIME is finding them may change this, but it still seems strange.

GWB invaded Iraq after a bunch of Saudi Arabians attacked us. The mess we made there lead to ISIS, who we are still fighting in Iraq and Syria. We’ve been in Afghanistan nearly two decades after Bush invaded that country. The debt from the Bush tax cuts may never be paid back and will ultimately be used as an excuse to…

No. Entrapment is the police making you do something illegal that you weren’t going to do on your own. You already possess meth, you’re doing something illegal before police are involved. 

Let’s also not forget the tax status of bowl game orgs

Or the “your mom knows me” juvenile joke he made. Fuck this WebMD idiot.

Thank God for doctors on Splinter. In the Midwest, we didn’t have textbooks. Each school had a single subscription to Philip Morris Magazine. We had to share. We had no idea smoking was bad.