Thank God for doctors on Splinter. In the Midwest, we didn’t have textbooks. Each school had a single subscription to Philip Morris Magazine. We had to share. We had no idea smoking was bad.

I know those things you listed about the lungs, and I’m not a fancy doctor. But please, continue bragging about your degree. People love that.

Does this mean that you believe a woman who is less hated than Hillary couldn’t make up those votes across three states? Michigan has had women governors in the past and just elected another. Wisconsin re-elected a lesbian Senator.

Age was written into the Constitution. If there’s an age considered too young (under 35 for President, 30 for Senate, 25 for House), surely the public is allowed to determine if someone is too old to grasp the problems the country is facing. For example, today’s hearing with Pichai proves voters need to give old…

The adults in the room lost an election to Donald Fucking Trump

Notice how they don’t they use China’s decades-long blistering economic growth as their socialist example. Sure, it’s no longer Marxism, but neither is Venezuela. It’s not like that disingenuous crowd likes to split hairs anyway.

This is not unique to Cheesecake Factory cheesecakes. Cream cheese is half fat. Cheesecakes are by definition fat. 

Jamal Fletcher still haunts Drew Brees in his nightmares.

Resort to name-calling when you don’t have logic. Classy.

keep adding more caveats to your bullshit feel-good statement.

See:

I’m not confused.

“But I also believe that if there’s anything worse than a successful conservative policy, it’s a failed progressive policy.”

bingo. private prisons. i’m becoming more terrified of the private prison system and the coming reversion back to imprisoning (mostly minority) people for years for a non-violent possession of an ounce of weed. not to mention forcing those prisoners to do the work the now-deported immigrants were doing.

only if you live in reality.

He’s even conned people like StartingOverAgain

Trump is irrational. Even his inner fucking circle has no fucking clue what he’s doing next. And you’re asking rational people to analyze whatever the fuck it is that he’s doing.

You are the problem.

I’ve got mine, everyone else can fuck off, right? You’re never going to lose your job, things will never take a downturn, so you’ll be fine.

Like Republicans haven’t been crushing it anyway?