Not only was I too old to read that, I feel I’m even older having finished it, and yet I seemed to have learned nothing at all from it. As is the case with the people involved, I suspect.

I need to pore myself a drink.

What are you wearing? I can’t decide! I am leaning towards my Colin Kaepernick jersey and bringing an American Flag to use as a picnic blanket.

Yes, she bombed the WHCD, as in she dropped them

I recently started living alone (like first time without a roommate) and there is nothing more satisfying than opening up my front door, kicking my shoes off, and slingshotting my bra across the room when I get home. 

My problem with these books, and “badass” girl culture in general, is that it still puts the onus on women and girls to beat society at its own game, instead of on society (i.e. men and boys) to change.

I think it’s all part of the master plan to ultimately ban all non-European immigrants into the US. What happens when you separate and incarcerate an entire class of children from their parents? It’s inevitable that at least some of them will end up in poverty, be trafficked as sex workers, or will be forced into some…

I have just written a post about this.

As my husband jokes, the compliment you’re looking for is “lovely sternum.”

LOL, at least he’s trying! I think my son is trying to see how high he can make his stream. He peed on his own forehead last week.

Felicity is from the heady days when women under 30 were prohibited by law from covering the two inches of skin immediately south of the navel. It was a more innocent time.

It’s a sad day in Ontario, where the late Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s younger brother, Doug Ford, was just elected to lead the province. Ford is basically Trump lite, with a history of misogyny whose only clear policy platforms includes tax cuts for the rich and powerful.

so.

When “I want the D” is misunderstood

I think this is the reasonable response.

Oh really?! Why don’t you ask Emma Thompson’s character in Love Actually about him letting people down!

Fuck off with that ‘my wife dragged me here’ garbage, Longbottom. It’s not cute.

If that’s the case, just make sure the recipe is incredibly divisive. Perhaps work in Miracle Whip?

Soft-boiled eggs on hot buttered toast are a true form of the divine.

Rick “Jazz Hands” Santorum and anyone else spewing this level of stupid should have to tour a morgue after a shooting and see what exactly they are dealing with. How you going to do CPR when there is no chest left, Rick? Where do you do compressions if the heart is pretty much gloppy soup?