Cardiac arrest, not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Check is in the mail Alex. Thanks again.

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

I’m surprised the guy getting the blowjob didn’t shoot him.

This guy made in 10 years what Andrew Wiggins stands to make in 1 if he signs his new deal.

Let’s say, hypothetically, I were to put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff’s car, and slash the deputy’s tires so they don’t get very far when they finally get the word that there’s a been a hold-up? Uh huh?

Mine worked, but I’m not sitting through a 30 second commercial to see a 5 second video. Jeez

I was three paragraphs in before I realized that the answer to “How to punch a puncher” was not “join a union.”

Lancia got around the 2 separate heads cost issue by making their V4s at narrow of enough an angle to share the same head.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

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Here’s a video of Elon Musk getting his McLaren F1 delivered.

Can’t they just follow the trail of oil drips to track them down and apprehend the evil-doers?

Either that, or I’m a cytopathologist who recognizes that cutting funding to Planned Parenthood has consequences beyond fewer abortions.

Racist.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.