This is like one of those “What if” scenarios where some regular guy gets his wish to line up as a linebacker to stuff a run at the goal line. “Ooo, look at me! I’m just like Clay Matthews!” Then reality sets in and said regular schmuck gets tossed aside like a sack of moldy tangerines.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…