I definitely had to wear one of these when I broke my foot.

NO.

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

.....LOLOL......AND WOULD SO LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

......WOULD SO LOVE!!!!!!

So, you’re taking in every line?

NOPE. This is the genuine celebrity gossip I was raised on before Real Housewives, Teen Moms and their ilk diluted stuff.

Now THAT is both more plausible and far more exciting.

Unless Brad left Angie for Taylor.

but she cleaned up, he vapes

If anyone did substances in front of the kids I’d bet on Angelina. She was a major addict for like 10 years. I never heard about Brad being a heroin addict.

Pedos don’t get visitation...generally speaking.

Weirdly, no one ever divorces for irreconcilable similarities.

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

Thank you for engaging with commentators of this stripe even though it must be exhausting. And keep reporting these things to us, as awful as they may be; it is only through awareness and reflection that we, as a society, are going to have the hope of improvement. We appreciate what you do.

No shit. I didn’t set foot outside my apartment from Monday until Friday last week, and I only went outside Friday because I knew I had some eyeshadow waiting for me in my mailbox downstairs. I regularly get home Friday evening and hole up until Monday morning when I have to go to work. It’s one of my favorite things…

Why don’t you take a moment to think about this callous and irrelevant remark?

I think “family man” is a hint that’s supposed to indicate the actors ties to other folks in Hollywood (Martin, Emilio) rather than describe the person