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waiting for the ecstasy to wear off, sleeping for a long time, waking up sober, or waiting for responses from his whole team to see what he should do.

I found this puzzling as well, but we got a reprise of Caity’s TGI Friday’s cheese sticks article, so not so bad?

What’s with all of these super old posts popping up on the recommended portions of Gawker Media feeds?

Whoa. I really did not think this would happen. I hope he can build a life for himself surrounded by supportive people who can try to help him move past this as best he can. And I hope when he sues he gets a shit ton of money.

Zap Brannigan reading Trump quotes is my new favorite thing.

Men’s rings has got to be one of the other 3. I don’t know how the hell those guys do that.

But how did he find the time to tell you he doesn’t own a television??!??!?

At the very least they should get the fuck out of your living room, man.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

Ponytail, or free. Seriously, dude’s hair is an easy 4 inches longer than mine...and thick as shit without a hint of grey.

pretty happy about this headline, aimée

So, Vin is Paper?

This is pure gold and doesn’t have nearly enough stars.

I’ve started bringing my pj’s downstairs with me IN THE MORNING so I don't have to go upstairs twice.

I straight up forget about George W. Bush sometimes. He was one of the worst Presidents ever, for 8 years. Not that long ago, too.

you should be proud of this comment, tbh.

“It’s the little things that kill.”

Brie Larson is such a delight. I finally watched Room on my flight to SLC yesterday, and she is amazing in it: fierce, funny, luminous. What a gem.

This gif is phenomenal

Me tripping: