Not what I was expecting from the title, but a great read. I thought I was going to get a bunch of entertaining horror stories about how it rained the whole cruise, one of your kids puked 10 times, a friend and their spouse fought, etc., not a view on the meaning of life as seen through a disney cruise.

I thought I was going to hate this. I was wrong, it was very good.

You know those pidgeys you don't want to bother with are the best way to level up.

Hot PIDGEYS are LOOKING FOR CATCH right now in YOUR AREA! *flashy banners*

I’m wearing mine right now! I’ve been singing their praises so loudly that now my husband wants a pair, but he has terrifying hobbit feet so I’ve dialed back my enthusiasm while in his presence.

I just want SOME way to interact with my friends who play the game besides gyms. Seeing other trainers on the map, being able to use AR to show off your pokemon together, pvp obviously (hopefully with a different combat system, but doubtful). I'm still having fun, and with some more additions to the game I can see…

Hell, the only complaint I have with the game is the three-step glitch. Where is my fix for that, Niantic...

call me.

He was actually saying “Are you Ellie”

This movie was at 11:50am on a Saturday. If you wish to avoid children at the movie theatre, a weekend matinee might not be the best time to attend.

I dunno. After seeing the Revenant, I think I would like to avoid bears, too.

The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.

When Paul Ryan sees his five o’clock shadow, it means six more weeks of RNC. Cover that shit up.

The nice thing about having God in your life is that you don’t have to take responsibility for any decisions.

Third Eye Woke.

Third eye open, well done.

“Pidgey candy”

Yep. I didn’t even wear heels to my wedding. Plenty of other options in ladies’ footwear. Appropriating men’s footwear is also a good idea.

I turned it off. These dudes are SO BORING. And I can’t do the “is that Chase or is that Jordan?” thing anymore.

Tell her hi from Jezebel for is if you see her! Thanks.