lol i agree, but at the same time, i’d much rather live in nyc than arlington. it’s fun to visit for a week tops. at the same time, there’s a lot more overt racism and discrimination in the south, whereas it’s less blatant in the north.

“fuck the South” is the absolute worst possible takeaway from this. The South is a wonderful place with a difficult history. Racists abound everywhere. Saying “fuck you” to a quarter of the country is total bullshit.

Yeah, the Northwest has more white supremacists around than all of the south. There are assholes everywhere; in office and not. Good luck with trying to escape them.

I lived in Atlanta for 2.5 years and now live in Portland. Let me just say, come on over! I cannot believe I survived for 2.5 years down there. It is just not worth it.

Actual logistical tip: If you’re seriously planning on moving to PDX, start saving and looking for a place to live *now*. Housing is getting nightmarish both in availability and cost. A two-bedroom apartment for $1000 a month — with no parking or washer/dryer — is considered an absolute bargain in most neighborhoods,…

“the dipshit GA senator (FEMALE) who is trying to get rid of rape kits as evidence”

Maybe you do.

You have allergies too!? I hate May-July.

i feel you. i was born in arlington texas. it’s painful. tfg i was adopted by new yorkers.

Oregon is home to quite a rich history of white supremacy. There's no place on this continent (from Alaska to Chile) where you can escape the stain that is Eurosupremacy.

If the thing you’re trying to run from is diversity, Portland is a good spot.

Mississippi can be the next state to join North Carolina in forming the new soverign nation of Regressistan.

I marathoned I Wanna Marry Harry on Hulu after it got canceled. What a glorious shit show.

I’m trying not to, and I finally have a way to avoid it. Thank you, friend.

Will some red wine suffice? I need something to do on Spring Break so I’m not that person who just gets a head start on the work for the following week.

I’m sad that plastic surgery show isn’t on here...it was like Swan or something? where everyone competed for plastic surgery procedures...maybe it was called Ugly Duckling...I can’t remember.

I voted for it. I didn’t even watch it but the concept alone is one of the greatest and weirdest things I have ever seen.

may we never be as divided as the great netflix v. sex match-up of ‘15

I imagine him walking in the office going “Hey guys early St Patrick’s Day!”

Remember when you could BUY stuff on that show? That was the best.