Not surprised by some of the others that did make it.

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

Pippen has had a tough battle with money.

Cam is unstoppable! Sarah is gonna be so pissed when Cam beats the Cardinals this Sunday, flies to Seattle, dances on her front lawn, makes her daughter fall in love with him, marries her daughter fifteen months later at a small ceremony for immediate family only in Kauai, raises her grandchildren to be Panthers fans,…

The whole “we’re more than just fans” / “part of the community” garbage is the biggest scam pro sports have ever pulled on the fans*. The team doesn’t give a crap about you or your community except insofar as you’re a source of revenue. If your children’s-hospital-QB player starts sucking horrifically on the field,…

I feel like the follow-up questions were: “Cat? Good. What kind of cat? A tiger! Good! What kind of tiger? Not a Siberian of course, maybe something Indian with say, Bengal stripes maybe? Please say Bengal!”

Looks like he should have gone with the cover, too.

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.