Another Uber Eats driver had everything stolen from her last week, except her phone – because it wasn’t an iPhone.

“The police returned to collect the owner’s DNA to exclude her from three other carjackings”

Window stickers that display the make or model of the car. Gee, I wonder what kind of car that is? Oh look on the window, it’s a Charger. Whew, I thought it was a Prius.

Guys we know you are broke. We get it. There has to be a funding source. I literally can’t take a single more “How I bought a car for $5" “How I kept a cheap car going” “My adventures in $100 car” story. We are car guys/gals not junk car people. We are at peak petrol car; there won’t be another era when we can share…

Lost?  You should see the other guy. And by guy I mean pedestrian. 

I blame coffee. Coffee and the enlistment bonus.

“Needs a tune LS swap”

CP - $3000 now, $3000 to keep it moving because when you say “Corvette” at the parts counter, they’ll put a 30% premium on the invoice. Kinda like saying “Porsche”.

They reached out to Jeter first but he threatened to sue them if they kept calling

That would make such a great slogan. “Papa John’s pizza. Tell me how my ass taste!”

This is pizza Qanon. Shaq is just taking this job in order to flush out and finally capture the Noid.

Those kids should get the max penalty...

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

Failing Jalopnik gets all the facts about the economy wrong, AGAIN. Sad!

Clinton wouldn’t want another woman on the ticket, she’s keeping the trailblazer title for herself.

She wanted a CEO because after seeing how this race has gone, she felt she needed someone with a Cavalier attitude...

Yep.

Sometimes I revisit this article and reflect fondly on where we came from.